The Jungle Novel by Upton Sinclair
The Jungle

Upton Sinclair

Chapter 24

C XXIV

In the face of all his handicaps, Jurgis was obliged to make the price of a lodging, and of a drink every hour or two, under penalty of freezing to death. Day after day he roamed about in the arctic cold, his soul filled full of bitterness and despair. He saw the world of civilization then more plainly than ever he had seen it before; a world in which nothing counted but brutal might, an order devised by those who possessed it for the subjugation of those who did not. He was one of the latter; and all outdoors, all life, was to him one colossal prison, which he paced like a pent-up tiger, trying one bar after another, and finding them all beyond his power. He had lost in the fierce battle of greed, and so was doomed to be exterminated; and all society was busied to see that he did not escape the sentence.

Everywhere that he turned were prison bars, and hostile eyes following him; the well-fed, sleek policemen, from whose glances he shrank, and who seemed to grip their clubs more tightly when they saw him; the saloon-keepers, who never ceased to watch him while he was in their places, who were jealous of every moment he lingered after he had paid his money; the hurrying throngs upon the streets, who were deaf to his entreaties, oblivious of his very existenceโ€”and savage and contemptuous when he forced himself upon them. They had their own affairs, and there was no place for him among them. There was no place for him anywhereโ€”every direction he turned his gaze, this fact was forced upon him: Everything was built to express it to him: the residences, with their heavy walls and bolted doors, and basement windows barred with iron; the great warehouses filled with the products of the whole world, and guarded by iron shutters and heavy gates; the banks with

their unthinkable billions of wealth, all buried in safes and vaults of steel.

And then one day there befell Jurgis the one adventure of his life.

It was late at night, and he had failed to get the price of a lodging.

Snow was falling, and he had been out so long that he was covered with it, and was chilled to the bone. He was working among the theater crowds, flitting here and there, taking large chances with the police, in his desperation half hoping to be arrested. When he saw a blue-coat start toward him, however, his heart failed him, and he dashed down a side street and fled a couple of blocks. When he stopped again he saw a man coming toward him, and placed himself in his path.

โ€œPlease, sir,โ€ he began, in the usual formula, โ€œwill you give me the price of a lodging? Iโ€™ve had a broken arm, and I canโ€™t work, and Iโ€™ve not a cent in my pocket. Iโ€™m an honest working-man, sir, and I never begged before! Itโ€™s not my fault, sirโ€”โ€

Jurgis usually went on until he was interrupted, but this man did not interrupt, and so at last he came to a breathless stop. The other had halted, and Jurgis suddenly noticed that he stood a little unsteadily. โ€œWhuzzat you say?โ€ he queried suddenly, in a thick voice.

Jurgis began again, speaking more slowly and distinctly; before he was half through the other put out his hand and rested it upon his shoulder. โ€œPoor ole chappie!โ€ he said. โ€œBeen upโ€”hicโ€”upโ€”against it, hey?โ€

Then he lurched toward Jurgis, and the hand upon his shoulder became an arm about his neck. โ€œUp against it myself, ole sport,โ€ he said. โ€œSheโ€™s a hard ole world.โ€

They were close to a lamppost, and Jurgis got a glimpse of the other. He was a young fellowโ€”not much over eighteen, with a handsome boyish face. He wore a silk hat and a rich soft overcoat with a fur collar; and he smiled at Jurgis with benignant sympathy.

โ€œIโ€™m hard up, too, my gooโ€™ frenโ€™,โ€ he said. โ€œIโ€™ve got cruel parents, or

Iโ€™d set you up. Whuzzamatter whizyer?โ€

โ€œIโ€™ve been in the hospital.โ€

โ€œHospital!โ€ exclaimed the young fellow, still smiling sweetly, โ€œthass too bad! Sameโ€™s my Aunt Pollyโ€”hicโ€”my Aunt Pollyโ€™s in the hospital, tooโ€”ole auntieโ€™s been havinโ€™ twins! Whuzzamatter whiz you?โ€

โ€œIโ€™ve got a broken armโ€”โ€ Jurgis began.

โ€œSo,โ€ said the other, sympathetically. โ€œThat ainโ€™t so badโ€”you get over that. I wish somebodyโ€™d break my arm, ole chappieโ€” damfidonโ€™t! Then theyโ€™d treat me betterโ€”hicโ€”hole me up, ole sport!

Whuzzit you wamme do?โ€

โ€œIโ€™m hungry, sir,โ€ said Jurgis.

โ€œHungry! Why donโ€™t you hassome supper?โ€

โ€œIโ€™ve got no money, sir.โ€

โ€œNo money! Ho, hoโ€”less be chums, ole boyโ€”jess like me! No money, eitherโ€”aโ€™most busted! Why donโ€™t you go home, then, sameโ€™s

me?โ€

โ€œI havenโ€™t any home,โ€ said Jurgis.

โ€œNo home! Stranger in the city, hey? Gooโ€™ God, thass bad! Better come home wiz meโ€”yes, by Harry, thass the trick, youโ€™ll come home anโ€™ hassome supperโ€”hicโ€”wiz me! Awful lonesomeโ€”nobody home!

Guvโ€™ner gone abroadโ€”Bubby onโ€™s honeymoonโ€”Polly havinโ€™ twinsโ€” every damn soul gone away! Nuffโ€”hicโ€”nuff to drive a feller to drink, I say! Only ole Ham standinโ€™ by, passinโ€™ platesโ€”damfican eat like that, no sir! The club for me every time, my boy, I say. But then they wonโ€™t lemme sleep thereโ€”guvโ€™nerโ€™s orders, by Harryโ€”home every night, sir! Ever hear anythinโ€™ like that? โ€˜Every morninโ€™ do?โ€™ I asked him. โ€˜No, sir, every night, or no allowance at all, sir.โ€™ Thass my guvโ€™nerโ€”โ€˜nice as nails, by Harry! Tole ole Ham to watch me, tooโ€” servants spyinโ€™ on meโ€”whuzyer think that, my frenโ€™? A nice, quietโ€” hicโ€”goodhearted young feller like me, anโ€™ his daddy canโ€™t go to Europeโ€”hup!โ€”anโ€™ leave him in peace! Ainโ€™t that a shame, sir? Anโ€™ I gotter go home every eveninโ€™ anโ€™ miss all the fun, by Harry! Thass whuzzamatter nowโ€”thass why Iโ€™m here! Hadda come away anโ€™ leave Kittyโ€”hicโ€”left her cryinโ€™, tooโ€”whujja think of that, ole sport?

โ€˜Lemme go, Kittens,โ€™ says Iโ€”โ€˜come early anโ€™ oftenโ€”I go where duty โ€”hicโ€”calls me. Farewell, farewell, my own true loveโ€”farewell, farewehell, myโ€”own trueโ€”love!โ€™โ€

This last was a song, and the young gentlemanโ€™s voice rose mournful and wailing, while he swung upon Jurgisโ€™s neck. The latter was glancing about nervously, lest some one should approach. They were still alone, however.

โ€œBut I came all right, all right,โ€ continued the youngster, aggressively, โ€œI canโ€”hicโ€”I can have my own way when I want it, by Harryโ€”Freddie Jones is a hard man to handle when he gets goinโ€™!

โ€˜No, sir,โ€™ says I, โ€˜by thunder, and I donโ€™t need anybody goinโ€™ home with me, eitherโ€”whujja take me for, hey? Think Iโ€™m drunk, dontcha, hey?โ€”I know you! But Iโ€™m no more drunk than you are, Kittens,โ€™ says I to her. And then says she, โ€˜Thass true, Freddie dearโ€™ (sheโ€™s a smart one, is Kitty), โ€˜but Iโ€™m stayinโ€™ in the flat, anโ€™ youโ€™re goinโ€™ out into the cold, cold night!โ€™ โ€˜Put it in a pome, lovely Kitty,โ€™ says I. โ€˜No jokinโ€™, Freddie, my boy,โ€™ says she. โ€˜Lemme call a cab now, like a good dearโ€™โ€”but I can call my own cabs, dontcha fool yourselfโ€”and I know what Iโ€™m a-doinโ€™, you bet! Say, my frenโ€™, whatcha sayโ€”willye come home anโ€™ see me, anโ€™ hassome supper? Come โ€™long like a good fellerโ€”donโ€™t be haughty! Youโ€™re up against it, same as me, anโ€™ you can unerstanโ€™ a feller; your heartโ€™s in the right place, by Harryโ€” come โ€™long, ole chappie, anโ€™ weโ€™ll light up the house, anโ€™ have some fizz, anโ€™ weโ€™ll raise hell, we willโ€”whoop-la! Sโ€™longโ€™s Iโ€™m inside the house I can do as I pleaseโ€”the guvโ€™nerโ€™s own very orders, bโ€™God!

Hip! hip!โ€

They had started down the street, arm in arm, the young man pushing Jurgis along, half dazed. Jurgis was trying to think what to doโ€”he knew he could not pass any crowded place with his new acquaintance without attracting attention and being stopped. It was only because of the falling snow that people who passed here did not notice anything wrong.

Suddenly, therefore, Jurgis stopped. โ€œIs it very far?โ€ he inquired.

โ€œNot very,โ€ said the other, โ€œTired, are you, though? Well, weโ€™ll ride โ€”whatcha say? Good! Call a cab!โ€

And then, gripping Jurgis tight with one hand, the young fellow began searching his pockets with the other. โ€œYou call, ole sport, anโ€™ Iโ€™ll pay,โ€ he suggested. โ€œHowโ€™s that, hey?โ€

And he pulled out from somewhere a big roll of bills. It was more money than Jurgis had ever seen in his life before, and he stared at it with startled eyes.

โ€œLooks like a lot, hey?โ€ said Master Freddie, fumbling with it. โ€œFool you, though, ole chappieโ€”theyโ€™re all little ones! Iโ€™ll be busted in one week more, sure thingโ€”word of honor. Anโ€™ not a cent more till the

firstโ€”hicโ€”guvโ€™nerโ€™s ordersโ€”hicโ€”not a cent, by Harry! Nuff to set a feller crazy, it is. I sent him a cable, this afโ€™noonโ€”thass one reason more why Iโ€™m goinโ€™ home. โ€˜Hanginโ€™ on the verge of starvation,โ€™ I says โ€”โ€˜for the honor of the familyโ€”hicโ€”senโ€™ me some bread. Hunger will compel me to join youโ€”Freddie.โ€™ Thass what I wired him, by Harry, anโ€™ I mean itโ€”Iโ€™ll run away from school, bโ€™God, if he donโ€™t senโ€™ me some.โ€

After this fashion the young gentleman continued to prattle onโ€” and meantime Jurgis was trembling with excitement. He might grab that wad of bills and be out of sight in the darkness before the other could collect his wits. Should he do it? What better had he to hope for, if he waited longer? But Jurgis had never committed a crime in his life, and now he hesitated half a second too long. โ€œFreddieโ€ got one bill loose, and then stuffed the rest back into his trousersโ€™ pocket.

โ€œHere, ole man,โ€ he said, โ€œyou take it.โ€ He held it out fluttering.

They were in front of a saloon; and by the light of the window Jurgis saw that it was a hundred-dollar bill! โ€œYou take it,โ€ the other repeated.

โ€œPay the cabbie anโ€™ keep the changeโ€”Iโ€™ve gotโ€”hicโ€”no head for business! Guvโ€™ner says so hisself, anโ€™ the guvโ€™ner knowsโ€”the guvโ€™nerโ€™s got a head for business, you bet! โ€˜All right, guvโ€™ner,โ€™ I told him, โ€˜you run the show, and Iโ€™ll take the tickets!โ€™ Anโ€™ so he set Aunt Polly to watch meโ€”hicโ€”anโ€™ now Pollyโ€™s off in the hospital havinโ€™ twins, anโ€™ me out raisinโ€™ Cain! Hello, there! Hey! Call him!โ€

A cab was driving by; and Jurgis sprang and called, and it swung round to the curb. Master Freddie clambered in with some difficulty, and Jurgis had started to follow, when the driver shouted: โ€œHi, there!

Get outโ€”you!โ€

Jurgis hesitated, and was half obeying; but his companion broke out: โ€œWhuzzat? Whuzzamatter wiz you, hey?โ€

And the cabbie subsided, and Jurgis climbed in. Then Freddie gave a number on the Lake Shore Drive, and the carriage started away. The youngster leaned back and snuggled up to Jurgis, murmuring contentedly; in half a minute he was sound asleep, Jurgis sat shivering, speculating as to whether he might not still be able to get hold of the roll of bills. He was afraid to try to go through his companionโ€™s pockets, however; and besides the cabbie might be on

the watch. He had the hundred safe, and he would have to be content with that.

At the end of half an hour or so the cab stopped. They were out on the waterfront, and from the east a freezing gale was blowing off the ice-bound lake. โ€œHere we are,โ€ called the cabbie, and Jurgis

awakened his companion.

Master Freddie sat up with a start.

โ€œHello!โ€ he said. โ€œWhere are we? Whuzzis? Who are you, hey?

Oh, yes, sure nuff! Mosโ€™ forgot youโ€”hicโ€”ole chappie! Home, are we? Lessee! Br-r-rโ€”itโ€™s cold! Yesโ€”come โ€™longโ€”weโ€™re homeโ€”it ever soโ€”hicโ€”humble!โ€

Before them there loomed an enormous granite pile, set far back from the street, and occupying a whole block. By the light of the driveway lamps Jurgis could see that it had towers and huge gables, like a mediรฆval castle. He thought that the young fellow must have made a mistakeโ€”it was inconceivable to him that any person could have a home like a hotel or the city hall. But he followed in silence, and they went up the long flight of steps, arm in arm.

โ€œThereโ€™s a button here, ole sport,โ€ said Master Freddie. โ€œHole my arm while I find her! Steady, nowโ€”oh, yes, here she is! Saved!โ€

A bell rang, and in a few seconds the door was opened. A man in blue livery stood holding it, and gazing before him, silent as a statue.

They stood for a moment blinking in the light. Then Jurgis felt his companion pulling, and he stepped in, and the blue automaton closed the door. Jurgisโ€™s heart was beating wildly; it was a bold thing for him to doโ€”into what strange unearthly place he was venturing he had no idea. Aladdin entering his cave could not have been more excited.

The place where he stood was dimly lighted; but he could see a vast hall, with pillars fading into the darkness above, and a great staircase opening at the far end of it. The floor was of tesselated marble, smooth as glass, and from the walls strange shapes loomed out, woven into huge portieres in rich, harmonious colors, or gleaming from paintings, wonderful and mysterious-looking in the half-light, purple and red and golden, like sunset glimmers in a shadowy forest.

The man in livery had moved silently toward them; Master Freddie took off his hat and handed it to him, and then, letting go of Jurgisโ€™ arm, tried to get out of his overcoat. After two or three attempts he accomplished this, with the lackeyโ€™s help, and meantime a second man had approached, a tall and portly personage, solemn as an executioner. He bore straight down upon Jurgis, who shrank away nervously; he seized him by the arm without a word, and started toward the door with him. Then suddenly came Master Freddieโ€™s voice, โ€œHamilton! My frenโ€™ will remain wiz me.โ€

The man paused and half released Jurgis. โ€œCome โ€™long ole chappie,โ€ said the other, and Jurgis started toward him.

โ€œMaster Frederick!โ€ exclaimed the man.

โ€œSee that the cabbieโ€”hicโ€”is paid,โ€ was the otherโ€™s response; and he linked his arm in Jurgisโ€™. Jurgis was about to say, โ€œI have the money for him,โ€ but he restrained himself. The stout man in uniform signaled to the other, who went out to the cab, while he followed Jurgis and his young master.

They went down the great hall, and then turned. Before them were

two huge doors.

โ€œHamilton,โ€ said Master Freddie.

โ€œWell, sir?โ€ said the other.

โ€œWhuzzamatter wizze dininโ€™-room doors?โ€

โ€œNothing is the matter, sir.โ€

โ€œThen why dontcha openum?โ€

The man rolled them back; another vista lost itself in the darkness.

โ€œLights,โ€ commanded Master Freddie; and the butler pressed a button, and a flood of brilliant incandescence streamed from above, half-blinding Jurgis. He stared; and little by little he made out the great apartment, with a domed ceiling from which the light poured, and walls that were one enormous paintingโ€”nymphs and dryads dancing in a flower-strewn gladeโ€”Diana with her hounds and horses, dashing headlong through a mountain streamletโ€”a group of maidens bathing in a forest poolโ€”all life-size, and so real that Jurgis thought that it was some work of enchantment, that he was in a dream palace. Then his eye passed to the long table in the center of the hall, a table black as ebony, and gleaming with wrought silver and gold. In the center of it was a huge carven bowl, with the

glistening gleam of ferns and the red and purple of rare orchids, glowing from a light hidden somewhere in their midst.

โ€œThisโ€™s the dininโ€™ room,โ€ observed Master Freddie. โ€œHow you like it, hey, ole sport?โ€

He always insisted on having an answer to his remarks, leaning over Jurgis and smiling into his face. Jurgis liked it.

โ€œRummy ole place to feed in all โ€™lone, though,โ€ was Freddieโ€™s commentโ€”โ€œrummyโ€™s hell! Whuzya think, hey?โ€ Then another idea occurred to him and he went on, without waiting: โ€œMaybe you never saw anythinโ€”hicโ€”like this โ€™fore? Hey, ole chappie?โ€

โ€œNo,โ€ said Jurgis.

โ€œCome from country, maybeโ€”hey?โ€

โ€œYes,โ€ said Jurgis.

โ€œAha! I thosso! Lossa folks from country never saw such a place.

Guvโ€™ner brings โ€™emโ€”free showโ€”hicโ€”regโ€™lar circus! Go home tell folks about it. Ole man Jonesโ€™s placeโ€”Jones the packerโ€”beef-trust man. Made it all out of hogs, too, damn ole scoundrel. Now we see where our pennies goโ€”rebates, anโ€™ private car linesโ€”hicโ€”by Harry!

Bully place, thoughโ€”worth seeinโ€™! Ever hear of Jones the packer, hey, ole chappie?โ€

Jurgis had started involuntarily; the other, whose sharp eyes missed nothing, demanded: โ€œWhuzzamatter, hey? Heard of him?โ€

And Jurgis managed to stammer out: โ€œI have worked for him in the yards.โ€

โ€œWhat!โ€ cried Master Freddie, with a yell. โ€œYou! In the yards? Ho, ho! Why, say, thass good! Shake hands on it, ole manโ€”by Harry!

Guvโ€™ner ought to be hereโ€”glad to see you. Great frenโ€™s with the men, guvโ€™nerโ€”labor anโ€™ capital, communโ€™ty โ€™f intโ€™rests, anโ€™ all thatโ€” hic! Funny things happen in this world, donโ€™t they, ole man?

Hamilton, lemme interduce youโ€”frenโ€™ the familyโ€”ole frenโ€™ the guvโ€™nerโ€™sโ€”works in the yards. Come to spend the night wiz me, Hamiltonโ€”have a hot time. Me frenโ€™, Mr.โ€”whuzya name, ole

chappie? Tell us your name.โ€

โ€œRudkusโ€”Jurgis Rudkus.โ€

โ€œMy frenโ€™, Mr. Rednose, Hamiltonโ€”shake hanโ€™s.โ€

The stately butler bowed his head, but made not a sound; and suddenly Master Freddie pointed an eager finger at him. โ€œI know

whuzzamatter wiz you, Hamiltonโ€”lay you a dollar I know! You think โ€”hicโ€”you think Iโ€™m drunk! Hey, now?โ€

And the butler again bowed his head. โ€œYes, sir,โ€ he said, at which Master Freddie hung tightly upon Jurgisโ€™s neck and went into a fit of laughter. โ€œHamilton, you damn ole scoundrel,โ€ he roared, โ€œIโ€™ll โ€™scharge you for impudence, you see โ€™f I donโ€™t! Ho, ho, ho! Iโ€™m drunk!

Ho, ho!โ€

The two waited until his fit had spent itself, to see what new whim would seize him. โ€œWhatcha wanta do?โ€ he queried suddenly. โ€œWanta see the place, ole chappie? Wamme play the guvโ€™nerโ€”show you rounโ€™? State parlorsโ€”Looee Cansโ€”Looee Sezโ€”chairs cost three thousand apiece. Tea room Maryanntnetโ€”picture of shepherds dancingโ€”Ruysdaelโ€”twenty-three thousanโ€™! Ballroomโ€”balcโ€™ny pillarsโ€”hicโ€”importedโ€”special shipโ€”sixty-eight thousanโ€™! Ceilinโ€™ painted in Romeโ€”whuzzat fellerโ€™s name, Hamiltonโ€”Mattatoni?

Macaroni? Then this placeโ€”silver bowlโ€”Benvenuto Celliniโ€”rummy ole Dago! Anโ€™ the organโ€”thirty thousanโ€™ dollars, sirโ€”starter up, Hamilton, let Mr. Rednose hear it. Noโ€”never mindโ€”clean forgotโ€” says heโ€™s hungry, Hamiltonโ€”less have some supper. Onlyโ€”hicโ€” donโ€™t less have it hereโ€”come up to my place, ole sportโ€”nice anโ€™ cosy. This wayโ€”steady now, donโ€™t slip on the floor. Hamilton, weโ€™ll have a cole spread, anโ€™ some fizzโ€”donโ€™t leave out the fizz, by Harry.

Weโ€™ll have some of the eighteen-thirty Madeira. Hear me, sir?โ€

โ€œYes, sir,โ€ said the butler, โ€œbut, Master Frederick, your father left ordersโ€”โ€

And Master Frederick drew himself up to a stately height. โ€œMy fatherโ€™s orders were left to meโ€”hicโ€”anโ€™ not to you,โ€ he said. Then, clasping Jurgis tightly by the neck, he staggered out of the room; on the way another idea occurred to him, and he asked: โ€œAnyโ€”hicโ€”

cable message for me, Hamilton?โ€

โ€œNo, sir,โ€ said the butler.

โ€œGuvโ€™ner must be travelinโ€™. Anโ€™ howโ€™s the twins, Hamilton?โ€

โ€œThey are doing well, sir.โ€

โ€œGood!โ€ said Master Freddie; and added fervently: โ€œGod bless โ€™em, the little lambs!โ€

They went up the great staircase, one step at a time; at the top of it there gleamed at them out of the shadows the figure of a nymph

crouching by a fountain, a figure ravishingly beautiful, the flesh warm and glowing with the hues of life. Above was a huge court, with domed roof, the various apartments opening into it. The butler had paused below but a few minutes to give orders, and then followed them; now he pressed a button, and the hall blazed with light. He opened a door before them, and then pressed another button, as they staggered into the apartment.

It was fitted up as a study. In the center was a mahogany table, covered with books, and smokersโ€™ implements; the walls were decorated with college trophies and colorsโ€”flags, posters, photographs and knickknacksโ€”tennis rackets, canoe paddles, golf clubs, and polo sticks. An enormous moose head, with horns six feet across, faced a buffalo head on the opposite wall, while bear and tiger skins covered the polished floor. There were lounging chairs and sofas, window seats covered with soft cushions of fantastic designs; there was one corner fitted in Persian fashion, with a huge canopy and a jeweled lamp beneath. Beyond, a door opened upon a bedroom, and beyond that was a swimming pool of the purest marble, that had cost about forty thousand dollars.

Master Freddie stood for a moment or two, gazing about him; then out of the next room a dog emerged, a monstrous bulldog, the most hideous object that Jurgis had ever laid eyes upon. He yawned, opening a mouth like a dragonโ€™s; and he came toward the young man, wagging his tail. โ€œHello, Dewey!โ€ cried his master. โ€œBeen havinโ€™ a snooze, ole boy? Well, wellโ€”hello there, whuzzamatter?โ€ (The dog was snarling at Jurgis.) โ€œWhy, Deweyโ€”thisโ€™ my frenโ€™, Mr. Rednoseโ€” ole frenโ€™ the guvโ€™nerโ€™s! Mr. Rednose, Admiral Dewey; shake hanโ€™sโ€” hic. Ainโ€™t he a daisy, thoughโ€”blue ribbon at the New York showโ€” eighty-five hundred at a clip! Howโ€™s that, hey?โ€

The speaker sank into one of the big armchairs, and Admiral Dewey crouched beneath it; he did not snarl again, but he never took his eyes off Jurgis. He was perfectly sober, was the Admiral.

The butler had closed the door, and he stood by it, watching Jurgis every second. Now there came footsteps outside, and, as he opened the door a man in livery entered, carrying a folding table, and behind him two men with covered trays. They stood like statues while the first spread the table and set out the contents of the trays upon it.

There were cold pates, and thin slices of meat, tiny bread and butter sandwiches with the crust cut off, a bowl of sliced peaches and cream (in January), little fancy cakes, pink and green and yellow and white, and half a dozen ice-cold bottles of wine.

โ€œThass the stuff for you!โ€ cried Master Freddie, exultantly, as he spied them. โ€œCome โ€™long, ole chappie, move up.โ€

And he seated himself at the table; the waiter pulled a cork, and he took the bottle and poured three glasses of its contents in succession down his throat. Then he gave a long-drawn sigh, and cried again to Jurgis to seat himself.

The butler held the chair at the opposite side of the table, and Jurgis thought it was to keep him out of it; but finally he understand that it was the otherโ€™s intention to put it under him, and so he sat down, cautiously and mistrustingly. Master Freddie perceived that the attendants embarrassed him, and he remarked with a nod to

them, โ€œYou may go.โ€

They went, all save the butler.

โ€œYou may go too, Hamilton,โ€ he said.

โ€œMaster Frederickโ€”โ€ the man began.

โ€œGo!โ€ cried the youngster, angrily. โ€œDamn you, donโ€™t you hear me?โ€

The man went out and closed the door; Jurgis, who was as sharp as he, observed that he took the key out of the lock, in order that he might peer through the keyhole.

Master Frederick turned to the table again. โ€œNow,โ€ he said, โ€œgo for it.โ€

Jurgis gazed at him doubtingly. โ€œEat!โ€ cried the other. โ€œPile in, ole chappie!โ€

โ€œDonโ€™t you want anything?โ€ Jurgis asked.

โ€œAinโ€™t hungry,โ€ was the replyโ€”โ€œonly thirsty. Kitty and me had some candyโ€”you go on.โ€

So Jurgis began, without further parley. He ate as with two shovels, his fork in one hand and his knife in the other; when he once got started his wolf-hunger got the better of him, and he did not stop for breath until he had cleared every plate. โ€œGee whiz!โ€ said the other, who had been watching him in wonder.

Then he held Jurgis the bottle. โ€œLessee you drink now,โ€ he said; and Jurgis took the bottle and turned it up to his mouth, and a

wonderfully unearthly liquid ecstasy poured down his throat, tickling every nerve of him, thrilling him with joy. He drank the very last drop of it, and then he gave vent to a long-drawn โ€œAh!โ€

โ€œGood stuff, hey?โ€ said Freddie, sympathetically; he had leaned back in the big chair, putting his arm behind his head and gazing at Jurgis.

And Jurgis gazed back at him. He was clad in spotless evening dress, was Freddie, and looked very handsomeโ€”he was a beautiful boy, with light golden hair and the head of an Antinous. He smiled at Jurgis confidingly, and then started talking again, with his blissful insouciance. This time he talked for ten minutes at a stretch, and in the course of the speech he told Jurgis all of his family history. His big brother Charlie was in love with the guileless maiden who played the part of โ€œLittle Bright-Eyesโ€ in โ€œThe Kaliph of Kamskatka.โ€ He had been on the verge of marrying her once, only โ€œthe guvโ€™nerโ€ had sworn to disinherit him, and had presented him with a sum that would stagger the imagination, and that had staggered the virtue of โ€œLittle Bright-Eyes.โ€ Now Charlie had got leave from college, and had gone away in his automobile on the next best thing to a honeymoon.

โ€œThe guvโ€™nerโ€ had made threats to disinherit another of his children also, sister Gwendolen, who had married an Italian marquis with a string of titles and a dueling record. They lived in his chateau, or rather had, until he had taken to firing the breakfast dishes at her; then she had cabled for help, and the old gentleman had gone over to find out what were his Graceโ€™s terms. So they had left Freddie all alone, and he with less than two thousand dollars in his pocket.

Freddie was up in arms and meant serious business, as they would find in the endโ€”if there was no other way of bringing them to terms he would have his โ€œKittensโ€ wire that she was about to marry him, and see what happened then.

So the cheerful youngster rattled on, until he was tired out. He smiled his sweetest smile at Jurgis, and then he closed his eyes, sleepily. Then he opened them again, and smiled once more, and finally closed them and forgot to open them.

For several minutes Jurgis sat perfectly motionless, watching him, and reveling in the strange sensation of the champagne. Once he stirred, and the dog growled; after that he sat almost holding his

breathโ€”until after a while the door of the room opened softly, and the butler came in.

He walked toward Jurgis upon tiptoe, scowling at him; and Jurgis rose up, and retreated, scowling back. So until he was against the wall, and then the butler came close, and pointed toward the door.

โ€œGet out of here!โ€ he whispered.

Jurgis hesitated, giving a glance at Freddie, who was snoring softly. โ€œIf you do, you son of aโ€”โ€ hissed the butler, โ€œIโ€™ll mash in your face for you before you get out of here!โ€

And Jurgis wavered but an instant more. He saw โ€œAdmiral Deweyโ€ coming up behind the man and growling softly, to back up his threats. Then he surrendered and started toward the door.

They went out without a sound, and down the great echoing staircase, and through the dark hall. At the front door he paused, and the butler strode close to him.

โ€œHold up your hands,โ€ he snarled. Jurgis took a step back, clinching his one well fist.

โ€œWhat for?โ€ he cried; and then understanding that the fellow proposed to search him, he answered, โ€œIโ€™ll see you in hell first.โ€

โ€œDo you want to go to jail?โ€ demanded the butler, menacingly. โ€œIโ€™ll have the policeโ€”โ€

โ€œHave โ€™em!โ€ roared Jurgis, with fierce passion. โ€œBut you wonโ€™t put your hands on me till you do! I havenโ€™t touched anything in your damned house, and Iโ€™ll not have you touch me!โ€

So the butler, who was terrified lest his young master should waken, stepped suddenly to the door, and opened it. โ€œGet out of here!โ€ he said; and then as Jurgis passed through the opening, he gave him a ferocious kick that sent him down the great stone steps at a run, and landed him sprawling in the snow at the bottom.

Table of Contents

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31